Entries for the Newspeak/English Dictionary

Absolute means

(n.) Homicide. Nebraska Senator Tony Fulton of Lincoln used this to avoid saying killing while arguing against repeal of the death penalty.

Available for interview

(adj.) Publicly dishonest with blessings of the President. The Bush administration has offered to make officials key to the politically movitated firings of federal prosecutors available for interview by Congress, but only under the conditions that

  1. They not be under oath; that is, they may lie freely and without fear of prosecution.

  2. There must be no transcript; that is, all evidence of lying will be hearsay.

Not politically motivated

(adj.) Totally politically motivated. Tom DeLay suggests that the Republican campaign against Bill Clinton was not politically motivated, while the criminal accusations against him are driven soley by base political intent, and have nothing at all to do with illegal laundering of campaign funds.

Enemies

(n.) Fellow citizens; members of the other political party. Tom DeLay again; he's a piece of work.

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:28

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