Friday Five

Five quips; whether they're funny or not is up to you. I thought so.

  1. Atheism is a religion like bald is a hair color.
  2. The Electoral College is like Affirmative Action for rednecks.
  3. Any field that has science in the name isn't.
  4. A husband, about his wife: She won't let me put my foot down.
  5. Headline: Americans expecting recession, survival.

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:46

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