Friday Five
Five quips; whether they're funny or not is up to you. I thought so.
- Atheism is a religion like bald is a hair color.
- The Electoral College is like Affirmative Action for rednecks.
- Any field that has
science
in the name isn't. - A husband, about his wife:
She won't let me put my foot down.
- Headline:
Americans expecting recession, survival.